Galen: I don’t ever want to get married.
Galen: No, I want to live here with you and Daddy forever.
Me: What about you Elijah? Are you going to get married?
Elijah: I’d rather have a horse. It’s hard to pay for a horse when you have a billion children.
Me: We don’t have a billion children.
Elijah: Fine, it’s hard to pay for a horse when you have four children.
Me: I never said anything about having children.
Elijah: Still, it would just take time away from being with my horse.
My odds at grandchildren are not looking good at the moment.